Lysseh. 18 years, female. I'm Canadian, eh? I'm a big ball of stress and anxiety.
my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb
This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze
this is so important